When I told Aaron that I was going to write about this incident he said, “are you sure…you are supposed to be the Small Town Sophisticate,” and though he has a very good point (since this story will make me sound very unsophisticated) I decided that it was too good to pass up telling all of you.
In preparation for the huge snow a couple weeks ago I decided I should fill up my gas tank in the car. Aaron and I had gone ice skating downtown, but had driven separately so I tried to talk Aaron into taking the blue car home and filling it up for me on the way. No dice:) So, on my way to the gas station I decided to call my cousin Christine to talk about the family plans for Christmas (this would prove to be Mistake #1.) When I pulled up to the Flying J gas station I was still on the phone, but rather than hanging up like I should have (since it’s a fire hazard to talk on a phone while pumping gas, and because it was a distraction) I jumped right out of the car and headed to the pump with the phone to my ear. I inserted my credit card, as I always do at the Flying J, lifted the nozzle, put it into my tank and began to reach for the button for the grade of gas (the cheapest of course.) As I reached for the button, the pump started beeping at me. The screen on the pump said, “Swipe card again,” so I did and the error message continued to show. At about that point, Christine and I hung up (thank goodness, because I was already struggling:) ) and I swiped my crazy card again. This time it said “one moment please”. However, “one moment” turned into about 3 moments and the screen still read “one moment please.” Frustrated, I decided to pull up to the next pump (Mistake #2). I got back into my car and pulled forward. As I pulled forward I heard a loud thump, so I looked over my right shoulder, thinking I had hit something with a side mirror, but nothing was close enough for me to have hit it. I began to pull up again and heard another thump, this time I turned all the way around to look out the back window and saw the problem. If you haven’t figured it out by now…the gas nozzle was still in my car!!!! Luckily, the nozzles at the Flying J are the kind that can “reach to either side of a car or van” (as the sign in front of the pump says) and luckily they can also reach to the next pump! I quickly backed up and looked around to see if anyone had seen my debacle before exiting the car. I nonchalantly got out of my car and removed the nozzle, still hoping that no one had witnessed my stupidity. Then, I proceeded to pull back up to the new pump. The story doesn’t stop here though…again, I put my credit card into the machine and I got the same error message that the last pump had given me. At this point, I was about to give up because it was something like 6 degrees outside and I was fed up, but I carried on. I went inside to tell the attendant what was going on and she told me “there is nothing wrong with either of those pumps.” I wanted to say, “then you come out here in the freezing cold and make them work,” but I restrained myself. She swiped my card inside and as I turned to walk out the door, she yelled to me (in her best gas station attendant voice, aka “twang”), “You’re going to have to come back in to sign the slip Hun”… The icing on the cake, I had to make another trip into the gas station before I could get in my car and get the heck out of there.
I got home 20 minutes after Aaron (even though we left downtown at the same time) to find him sitting on the warm couch watching TV.
He pumped my gas the next time I needed it:)